Funny Fridays # 04

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FuNnY FrId@Y # 04

1. Mummy

2. Sinusoidal Wave

3. Flying

4. Learn how to fly

5. Pinocchio talk:

6. Dead Sure:

A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: “My friend is dead! What can I do?”

The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: “Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead.” There is a silence, then a shot is heard.

The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: “OK, now what?“

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  • Then, tell Junko-chan not to write or say anything related to food! She is making me fat!

  • haha :)) If you want to be like me, ok then!

  • Bcoz, she is always sending food photos to me and writing blogs about food!! Only food!! food!! food!! food!!

  • haha :)) Natalia! I had that kind of belly, but now bcoz of Junko-chan I am putting on weight!!

  • Yep, I meant it. She has a slim belly, right! haha :)))

  • Thanks for sharing, naveed.. i like it..

  • you made my day Naveed

  • Yep, now agreed!

  • No, I agreed with you Anele! :p

  • haha :))) yeah, it would be better if all the men had Pinocchio's nose!!

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