Feelings of a Mathematician:

How a mathematician may feel when fall in love:

O my multiple sweet heart!

Yesterday I was passing by your rectangular house in trigonometric lane. You were there with your cute circular face, conical nose, and spherical eyes, standing in your triangular garden. How geometrical it was felt.  My oblique heart was at its projectile with joy to see you standing at the door like a beauty set in a rectangular frame. Before seeing you my heart was a null, but when a vector of magnitude (reflection of love) from your eyes at a deviation of theta radians made a tangent to my heart, it differentiated.​  My Love for you is a quadratic equation with real roots.​ I found myself in a real condition of BODMAS, (overjoyed).

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  • Mishaikh, thanks for such unusual idea to show feelings via mathematician terminology. I am thinking now, if people start to share their feelings via own profession language..what type of people will be suffer with not find correct words to show their feeling..??

  • During my school days @saba, I had always been getting full marks.

    Thanks for the appraisal.

  • Hi Mishaikh

    You are good at math and English both, your blog made me to learn many mathematical terms.
  • Onee
    Thanks for all your appreciation and encouragement.
  • Mishaikh,

    Speechles....LOL. Just Great, Interesting, Entertaining, and Useful.

    Very good for learners and everyone. :))

  • @ella
    Wow! What an infinity of love!!
    Thanks!!!
  • Thanks Silva for such a mathematical comment. I like it.
  • Thanks Estanis for appreciating comment.
  • Lol...so funny Mishaikh. Sort of cold but original love  

    I see you know all kinds of love  :D 

  • Ha ha ha! @Zivi, such a provocative hunter's love.

    Thanks for such nice expression.  I am glad Olga has motivated you.  Looking for others to join.

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