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Feelings of a Mathematician:

Posted by Mishaikh on June 2, 2018

How a mathematician may feel when fall in love:

O my multiple sweet heart!

Yesterday I was passing by your rectangular house in trigonometric lane. You were there with your cute circular face, conical nose, and spherical eyes, standing in your triangular garden. How geometrical it was felt.  My oblique heart was at its projectile with joy to see you standing at the door like a beauty set in a rectangular frame. Before seeing you my heart was a null, but when a vector of magnitude (reflection of love) from your eyes at a deviation of theta radians made a tangent to my heart, it differentiated.​  My Love for you is a quadratic equation with real roots.​ I found myself in a real condition of BODMAS, (overjoyed).

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  • Svitlana June 24, 2018 21:30

    I think so, dear Mishaikh. But your point of view about different people is right.

    Sometimes we can hear from software engineers: " You are my Windows 7" and from gardeners: " You are my mango." :) 

  • Mishaikh June 23, 2018 2:29
    Lana
    The easiest way to express love is more effective, there is no doubt!
  • Svitlana June 22, 2018 20:07

    Oh my God! It is great that I am not mathematician.
    Thank you, dear Mishaikh, for these new worlds. Anyway I will never remember all of them. It is too hard.
    I prefer to say: MY LOVE, SWEETY, MY SWEETHARD, MY LIFE, MY KITTEN and so on. :)))))

  • Mishaikh June 19, 2018 12:57

    Thanks AG  for liking the blog and your very apt addition to the topic.  It make it perfect. 

  • AG June 19, 2018 12:11

    I am happy to see my mathematician friends are huddled in this blog, I mean here ella and Sandra Silva :) 

    I can also add that

    my struggle in her love is going up and down in sinusoidal waves. But when I see her eyes, I collapse in exponential growth.. I am the constant which can easily be eliminated by her integral beauty equation. 

  • Mishaikh June 13, 2018 12:22

    I just wanna say WOW Shekhar for your comment and further addition. Wow once more. Thanks.

  • Shekhar June 13, 2018 6:24
    Wow...! If the mathematician's girl read this she tends to come into his origin(his life) without any other vertices(other restrictions and rules).

    Your words are like(It is as well as well like oval's vowel O).

    You might have skipped it, She is combing her hair in an elliptical mirror her looking eyes make you forget all the trajectories and gives you sensational emotion in the boundaries of Lov"E"quation.
  • Mishaikh June 10, 2018 16:31
    @Dilya
    In love matters sometimes eyes speaks if there are no words.
  • Mishaikh June 9, 2018 2:40
    Thanks Elf. I m glad you like it.
  • ELF-Noor June 9, 2018 2:15

    Awesome,

    How differently you Expressed LOve.. ^_^

    Interesting..!!

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