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Children sometimes say the funniest things. And they don't care about the possible consequences. As dumb as their answers might be, they are often ridiculously genius! I got to admit, no matter that these answers are technically wrong, in a way they are somehow correct. Should these guys be penalized for giving a simple answer or should the questions be more specific? Look at the below answers that can drive any teacher crazy.

1- Teacher: Describe how you earn money from your parents?

Student: I don't. I am a free loader.

2-Teacher: Cause: Ned practices the piano 30 minutes every day. Tell me the effect.

Student: He is a big nerd.  

3-Teacher: Briefly explain hard water.

Student: ice

4-Teacher: In 100 years from now I will be...

Student: dead

5-Teacher: How can you change centimeters to meters?

Student: take out centi

6-Teacher: What ended in 1896?

Student: 1895

7-Teacher: Explain the phrase 'free press'.

Student: When your mum irons your trousers.

8- Teacher: What is the strongest force on earth?

Student: love

9-Teacher:  What do we call the science of classifying the living things?

Student: Racism

10-Teacher: Tina can see nothing under her microscope. Why?

Student: She is blind. 

11-Teacher: If you have 10 cookies and your friend takes 5, then how many cookies will you have? Student: 10 Teacher: But what if your friend takes 5? Student: Still 10 and a dead body.

12-Teacher: The first cells were probably...

Student: lonely

13-Teacher: Explain how you found the answer in problem 5?

Student: Math

14-Teacher: Where was the American Declaration of Independence signed?

Student: At the bottom (of the page)

15-Teacher: Why are there rings on Saturn?

Student: Because God loved it, so he put a ring on it.

And the one that takes the cake; This: