This is what I read from a friend Scalett Chu 's post. I feel so interesting. Hope you like those stories:Teacher: How old is your father?Kid: He is 6 years.Teacher: What? How is this possible?Kid: He became father only when I was born.Logic!!. This kid is from IIN! !Children Are Quick and Always Speak Their Minds_______________________________TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .MARIA: Here it is.TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?CLASS: Maria._______________________________TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?JOHN: You told me to do it without using the tables._______________________________TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'TEACHER: No, that's wrongGLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.(I Love this child)_______________________________TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?DONALD: H I J K L M N O.TEACHER: What are you talking about?DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O._______________________________TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.WINNIE: Me!_______________________________TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are._______________________________TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I. 'MILLIE: I is...TEACHER: No, Millie...... always say, 'I am.'MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet'_______________________________TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand......_______________________________TEACHER: Now, Simon , tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.______________________________TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's.. Did you copy his?CLYDE : No sir, It's the same dog.(I want to adopt this kid!!!)____________________________TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?HAROLD: A teacher_____________________________
Sometimes its much better to listen to a child, they have their own way of reasoning out questions and situations :D I find this blog so funny, with true logical answers from kids.
Ann, it was in the begining of the shcool year and the teacher didn't know yet that we are siblings and especially twins, because, no we are not alike, we have very different looking. It is lovely to have a twin :)
Speaking of kids here are other "wise" answers from from witty kids:
Eddie: How many days in a week begins with the letter T? Today and Tomorrow
Here’s a little math question How many seconds are there in a year? Quick as a fly Eddie answers 12 and the teacher was quite stunned at how quick he came up with the answer and asked, "How did you come to that answer? Eddie replied, easy there is Jan the 2nd , Feb the 2nd March the 2nd "
Here’s a little spelling test, can you tell me how many d’s are there in Rudolf the red-nosed reindeer, Eddie thinks for a while and seems to be computing something in his head and finally answers 103! But how did you get that answer? Eddie goes: da da da da(humming the song Rudolf the red-nosed reindeer)
So funny Ann, they should never grow up haha.. Or at least not to lose the innocence too fast :)
I can tell you another story (not a joke) When my second son was younger, he used to ask chubby women 'have you got a baby here?' touching her belly. Can you imagine how embarrassing it can be? :/
Comments
To Seeker: yes, it is better to let them imagine in their own way!
To setareh: I'm happy that you like the stories like me!
Thank you Alice for for funny stories. Eddies is a smart boy. How he can awsered like that! I 'm interested in reading your stories. Thank you!
Yes Estanis. We love their innocence. They are so cute! Your story is really fun. That why we like to stay with them.
Thank Mishaikh, now I now one new word "witty" :)
Thank Nimzaf for enjoyment!
To Evangelina: children always awser by the way we never know.
Ann, it was in the begining of the shcool year and the teacher didn't know yet that we are siblings and especially twins, because, no we are not alike, we have very different looking. It is lovely to have a twin :)
Speaking of kids here are other "wise" answers from from witty kids:
Eddie: How many days in a week begins with the letter T? Today and Tomorrow
Here’s a little math question How many seconds are there in a year? Quick as a fly Eddie answers 12 and the teacher was quite stunned at how quick he came up with the answer and asked, "How did you come to that answer? Eddie replied, easy there is Jan the 2nd , Feb the 2nd March the 2nd "
Here’s a little spelling test, can you tell me how many d’s are there in Rudolf the red-nosed reindeer, Eddie thinks for a while and seems to be computing something in his head and finally answers 103! But how did you get that answer? Eddie goes: da da da da(humming the song Rudolf the red-nosed reindeer)
Thanks for the fun share! :)
I can tell you another story (not a joke) When my second son was younger, he used to ask chubby women 'have you got a baby here?' touching her belly. Can you imagine how embarrassing it can be? :/
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