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Posted by ann on October 3, 2015
Mr.Watt rang Mr.Knott.Knott: "Who's calling?"Watt: "Watt."Knott: "What is your name, please?"Watt: "Watt's my name."Knott: "That's what I asked you. What's your name?"Watt: "That's what I told you. Watt's my name."[Pause]Watt: "Is this James Brown?"Knott: "No, this is Knott."Watt: "Please tell me your name."Knott: "Will Knott."Watt: "Why not?"Knott: "Huh? What do you mean why not?"Watt: "Yeah! Why won't you tell me your name?"Knott: "But I told you my name!"Watt: "No you didn't you said, "Will not".Knott: "Not not, Knott, Will Knott!"Watt: "That's what I mean."Knott: "So you know my name."Watt: "Of course not!"Knott: "Good. So now, what is yours?"Watt: "Watt. Yours?"Knott: "Your name!"Watt: "Watt's my name."Knott: "How the hell do I know? I am asking you!"Watt: "Look I have been very patient and I have told you my name and you have not even told me yours yet."Knott: "You've been patient? What about me?"[Pause]Knott: "I have told you my name so many times and it is you who have not told me yours yet."Watt:"Of course not!"Knott: "See, you even know my name!"Watt:"Of course not!"Knott: "Then why do you keep saying of course Knott?"Watt:"Because I don't."[Pause]Knott: "What is your name?"Watt: "See, you do know!"Knott: "Of course not!"Watt:"Then why do you keep saying, Watt is your name."Knott: "To find out your name!"Watt: "But you already know it!"Knott: "What?"Watt: "See!"Knott: "Listen, listen, wait; if I asked you what your name is, what would your answer be?"Watt: "Watt's my name."Knott: "No, no, give me only one word."Watt: "Watt"Knott: "Your name!"Watt: "Right!"[Pause before it hits him]Knott: "Oh, Wright!"Watt: "Yeah!"Knott: "So why didn't you say so before?"Watt: "I told you so many times!"Knott: "You never said Wright before"Watt: "Of course I did."Knott: "OK I won't argue any more. Do you know my name?"Watt: "I do not."Knott: Well, there you go, now we know each other's name."Watt: "I do not!"Knott: "Good!"Watt: "Oh, Guud!"Knott: "Good."Watt: "No wonder, it took me so long, is that Dutch?"Knott: "No, it's Knott!"Watt: "Oh, okay. At least the names are clear now Guud."Knott: "Yes Wright."(When reading Mr. Expector 's writing challenge about confusing words last month, I thought about this funny story. I tried to find it in the internet. I have just found it out this morning. I like it so much and think you will too.)
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  • Behrad October 6, 2015 8:53

    Why they didn't spell their names for each other? hee hee hee... :)

    Mr.Knott: My name is goddamn K-N-O-T-T !!!

    Mr.Watt: Ohhh...I got it, I got it... and me W-A-T-T... well it was a misunderstanding, wasn't it?

    Mr.Knott: oh Watt...

    Mr.Watt: Sorry, you said " oh w-h-a-t? " or " oh W-a-t-t... " because the first one means you are asking a question and the second one means that you agreed with me...

    Mr.Knott: What?

    Mr.Watt: would you please spell it?

    Mr.Knott: No, no, no...it was not clear for me, what you said...

    Mr.Watt: ok?

    Mr.Knott: ok for what?

    Mr.Watt: you mean w-h-a-t?

    Mr.Knott: Yes...

    .......ann, now I see their problem is too complicated to solve....I admire the writer...He understood both of them...lol

  • ann October 5, 2015 10:17
    To Nimzaf: wait a moment please, I will take you a glass of water :D
    To Noor: I will, Noor.
    To Blessing: you are totally right :D
    And thank you Angel!
  • ELF-Noor October 5, 2015 4:34

    :) very interesting.. 

    keep sharing.. 

    thanks

  • Behrad October 4, 2015 18:44

    Right...you are right...lol

  • angel October 4, 2015 18:01

    wow...enjoyed..

  • ann October 4, 2015 15:28
    Thank you friends for LOL :D. I read it several times and still feel so funny. A good joke to relax :D.
    To Behrad: Right! I also mean right in its real meaning :D!
  • Behrad October 4, 2015 9:41

    well...I read it recently...good...very good...I mean good in its real meaning! LOL

  • Mishaikh October 4, 2015 3:26

    Interesting! funny!!.  Thanks for let us read a light blog.

  • Rasty kross October 3, 2015 20:48

    LOL , Amazing , thanks :) for sharing .

  • Nimzaf October 3, 2015 19:42
    Just for fun but really enjoyed.
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