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        Again home work..lol..Maybe, Teacher Expector wants me to run away from our club…hihihi….

        Here is mine and of course, it is always “crazy” as usual….

Honey

        How do you think about the word: Honey? Sure, honey is made from the honey-bees. They suck nectar from the flowers and save it in their “special stomach”. Why I used “special”, because as I know, the honey-bee has 2 stomaches, one is for nectar and one is for his food. He needs around 100-1500 flowers that his stomach full. After that, he comes back the nest and gives it to the worker-bee. The worker-bee will “keep in the mouth” for 30 minutes (or more) and put in the section of nest (oh my God, I hope you all understand what I’m talking about, my level of English is “great” hahaha). When it becomes solid, we have  honey.

        First(ly), I talk about the way we have honey and you see, it’s really difficult /hard work for the bees. Second(ly), let be back in our life, where do you hear the word: “honey”?  Of course, our partner calls us.  I don’t know why…maybe because “Honey” is very sweet, it’s sweeter  than sugar (as my feeling). And it makes from these beautiful flowers. Do you think so? My hubby also calls me: honey. I ask him why? His answer made me crazy: “because I’m a bear and bear loves eating honey” Oh, Oh…when I heard that, I thought about my “over weight”, I laughed so much (let’s imagine, with my “over weight”, he needs to eat “me” all his life hahaha…).

        Since then, I don’t call him by any other sweet names. I call him: big bear. Please don’t misunderstand, he is not “big” but I hope, after he finishes eating….then he can gain his weight a little and can be survive ..lol….

        Honey ..honey, it sounds good. As a wife, whenever he calls…then I never refuse him anything. But he doesn’t notice that. Sometimes, he needs me help and calls me : grandmom (it’s not exactly, grandmom in my case likes a woman who is very very old). I said : no way…I don’t waste my time for you (face’s surprise but could not understand) . Poor him!

        Ok, that’s all my homework, hope you all don’t feel bored.

         Thanks for your reading….