American Slang II – Dating
So there she was, my supposed hook-up. Although she was not totally airbrushed, you could tell that she had spent hours painting herself up like an Indian on the warpath. Although I had put on my best duds, you could tell that she thought of me as a geek, which I am. Well, after getting our bearings we kind of dug each other, and started making out and had a go at the good old tonsil hockey right in the movie theater. But when I wanted to get to 2nd base, she pulled the old limp act, letting me know that the show was over. Well, after akward exchanges of fake promises, we split with no hard feelings. I my opinion she was thinking of herself as some drop-dead-gorgous maneater that was to good for me. Well, I my opinion she was not girlfriend material either.
hook-up = date, often arranged by a third party
airbrushed = perfectly styled
painted up like an Indian = excessive use of cosmetics
duds = clothes
geek = socially challenged person
to get one´s bearings = to check something out
to dig something = like
to make out, play tonsil hockey = kissing including tongue
2nd base = male exploration of female body including breasts
limp act = passive aggressive reation of a woman in the face of male sexual overeagerness
drop-dead-gorgeous = very attractive
maneater = woman with many lovers
girl friend material = potential long-term partner for a relationship
Comments
Many phrases and slangs were unknown to me. I got to know what exactly men feel in their date... Lol
But why it is called painted like an Indian, I wonder
And same as mayumi's .. Play tonsil hockey :-O
Funny story... Play tonsil hockey? I wonder why it is called like that.