A supposedly fun thing i'll never do again

 

Well, I'm in the emergency room... It's not a good way to start 2020, but I suppose everyone is entitled to do something stupid.

So, I went to ride a horse, something I haven't done in many years.
Turned out to be a big mistake! I got on the horse and started slowly. Felt pretty confident so we went a little faster. Before I knew it, the horse decided to run as fast as he could run. I had forgotten that horses could go so fast! I was freaking out, lost my balance, and when I fell I had my foot in the stirrup with the horse still running. No matter how much I screamed and screamed, it wouldn't stop! Everyone around just stared and watched but they were so shocked, no one helped me! What the ???!!! Fortunately, the Toys-R-Us Manager came out and unplugged the machine, and he took the rest of my coins so I couldn't ride the elephant :(((   I hope this silly text (btw, it’s not mine. It's just a bad old joke seen on a social site) put a smile on your face for some seconds :P  Smile and spread the fun!

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  • pffff... unfortunately it was a joke.....

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    Alright, I was also kidding -_-

  • Yes, it put smile on my face after fear. I feel happy that it was a joke.

  •   Hi 

    I hope you are fine now Mary :)

  • Hi, MARY.

    I am glad it was not your story...LOL.
    BUT...if you wanted to give it a try, you should be careful by using such a "sophisticated" toy-machine. Maybe it was better trying a less dangerous one...

    Look at this one. It might be good training.

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    • Nah... I prefer to keep riding just a broom :P

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  • LOL, you have not changed 

    • Gerardo!! How nice to see you around! :))

      Change?? Oh no... my motto is: If it isn't broken, don't fix it! ;)

       

  • and here i thought is real for early part... phew.. you got me scare a little bit .. 

    =D

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  • Woh.....I thought you got hurt!!!

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