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 A man was driving too fast and his wife sitting next to him, the policeman saw them and stopped them. The policeman: "You were driving the car at speeds of 180 kilometers per hour, while the speed limit is 60 km per hour, so you will pay a fine."
The man: "But I'm more than a little speed".
The wife: "you are driving too fast at speeds of 180 kilometers per hour".
The man looked to his wife angrily.
The policeman: You will pay a fine because the rear light is broken.
The man: Is the rear light broken? I didn't know.
The wife: You know it was broken for several weeks ago.
The man looked angrily to his wife again.
The policeman: "You did not link the safety belt, so you will pay another fine".
The man: "I solved the belt just now when the car stopped".
The wife: "No, you never link the belt".
The husband shouted at his wife, don't talk again.
The policeman asked the wife: "Does your husband always shouting in your face?"
The wife: "He is shouting at me only when he is drunk".
The policeman: "drunk!"
The man: "Don't believe her".
The wife: "He began drinking wine when he found a wine bottle in the car on the day which he stole the car".
The policeman: " Is the car also stolen!"
The husband shouted at his wife: "I will divorce you".
The policeman asked the wife: "Is he always threaten you with divorce?".
The wife: "He must marry me first, in order to divorce me".