My name is Classical Mechanics. I am one of the lucky books had been ever made. I am full of universe theory. I was contained with Newton’s law, Lagrange’ equation, Hamiltonian, Jacobian, Euler’s Theorem, Lorentz transformation and others Theories. God allowed the people to know the universe and wrote it in mathematics equation and called Physics. Although my contains is not complete yet for describing the universe system, so many people learned from me from time to time. Sometimes I feel so tired when someone flipping my pages for hours without a break. And other people wrote me with their pencil and pen. They made me seedy and dirty. There are so many kind of people I have met. I want to tell you what their feature. Some of them are bald J, another is fat. Only a few people look nice. But, one thing that hate is their smells. Their smell is very bad. I smelt different smell day by day, and It makes me queasy.
Many people became Bachelor, Master, Doctoral and Professor because of me. They have been success. That’s really my pleasure. Although my name is “Classical”, I have brought people to know the Modern Physics. I will always the bridge for the modern and new technology. I am happy to help another people who did not know me yet…
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Thank You Lady Anne. I am happy can learn in this club..
Thanks a lot for comments. maybe I wrote trouble grammar, please apologize me for that. I just try to write, and this is my first writing. If someone want to correct, that's my pleasure.
ohh..Lady Anne you're absolutely right. I have been a BIG helper for Physicist and the writer of this writing
Thanks noaslpls. while wine is getting more expensive, I will getting more satisfaction, and will never getting more expensive. That's not my destiny..
Ahh ... poor book. I am sure many people really appreciate your contribution into their lives as well as the world. People always say, wine is getting more expensive when it's getting older, so maybe for a book, it's more valuable when there are more doodles, more scribbles and smellier the book is.