(Please note that I'm not the author of this review. I read it on another website and I'm posting it here because I enjoyed reading it a lot).................
Save your time: here's the entirety of Twilight in 20 dialogue snippets & a wiggedy-wack intermission.
First 200 pages:
Bella: "I like you, Edward!"
Edward: "You shouldn't! I'm dangerous!"
Bella: "I like you, Edward!"
Edward: "But I'm dangerous!"
Next 50 pages:
Edward: "I'm a vampire!"
Bella: "I like you, Edward!"
Edward: "But I'm a

